Its all about Pants

Now, this is one subject Cheapo is an expert of.




Cheapo's pants keep falling off. It doesn't matter whether he is wearing a bermuda, shorts, trousers or jeans - they all fall down. Its like the last line of that obscene children's nursery rhyme ringa ringa roses




Recently Cheapo went to buy some underwear. Now since he has a big ass ass, he had a helluva lot of difficulty in finding his size - in fact in the whole bloody mall, there were only 2 his size. But hey, thats nothing new. what is new is a new style of underwear. They are called low back or low cut or something. Now imagine if Cheapo wears it, his pants fall down and instead of underwear, you can see the Meisterbutt!!!!





Its disgusting, obscene, hideous, reprehensible!!!! And it is against the Geneva Convention.





So that brings up the question what kind of sick, twisted, frustrated, depraved, degenerate sad excuse of a man would go around flouting his ass!!



Pull up yer pants man, no one wants to see yer ass.








Now that brings us to the topic of women. Everyone wants to see their ass....and they duly oblige.





For some reason, women have taken to wearing low waist or low cut jeans with similar type of panties.....result - whenever they bend down or lean forward or sit on a bike, its wuhooo time for the men





Now Cheapo thinks that there are 3 types of women



Type 1 - the exhibitionists.....and they should all be given the Noble Prize for services to humanity





Type 2 - the accidental flasher who doesn't give a damn...and since they don't give a damn, its cool



which brings us to



Type 3 - the accidental flasher who gets mortified



and this includes the lot who goes around wrapping their face in voluminous pieces of cloth.... much like a mummy in fact



irony is that though the face is covered except two narrow slits for eyes, the ass is out





So this is the Cheapo suggestion for that lot





a. buy a belt



b. if that doesn't work, buy jeans which aren't low waist, low cut whatever



c. if neither works or is against fashion or whatever, buy and wear panties which do not slid down





or












d. if you do nothing, prepare yourself to one day see the Meisterface grinning like a cat which has just received a dozen canaries.