An Immovable Object

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?


Well it has been bugging people since the dawn of time....or well....at least since the time of them robe wearing, beard keeeping, boy loving, hemlock drinking, "eureka" shouting bunch of numpties took one look at the six pack abs of the Spartans and decided there and then that physical labour or an honest day's work is beyond them and so they would spend the rest of their times thinking and chatting.


It is a question akin to them eternal mysteries -

If a rhinoceros farts in the jungle and if there is no one around to hear it, does the fart still make a sound?

What is the purpose behind houseflies and Ayushman of the Bossturds? What are they good for?



Anyway to come back to the point.......


Fat Uncle Cheapo recently had a chance of answering the question once and for all.


He was riding Baldrick. A car was hurtling towards them from the back. It started honking like a clown high on LSD.



But Baldrick refused to budge. He has a fixed policy here. Unless ye r an ambulance, fire brigade, police car or waving a red rag signifying emergency, if you honk incessently, ye will not be given right of way.


Honk once (or max twice) and ye shall pass.

Honk more and get stuck behind.


Anyway after 5 mins of such action, once a much wider road has been reached, the car swerved and overtook, and came side by side and the window was rolled down and the driver and his squeeze both looked at Cheapo intent to give him a piece of their mind.......



and took one look at his frown, rolledup the window and fled away with nary a sound.



So it has been proved that an immovable object in the avaaatar of Baldrick will always win.