Navy Seals vs Lord Rama's Monkey Army
Special Weapons
Lord Rama's Monkey Army are equipped with.....apart from the normal bows, arrows, spears, maces and axes....... Pushpak Chariot (air support), Vishalyakarani Sanjivani (miracurall/elixir of life) Agastya Ashtra, Naga Paanam (chemical weapons), Paasa Paanam (stun grenades), Varsana (divides into many arrows - canister used in cannons), Agneyastra (flame thrower), Gandharvastra (spreads confusion and panic - smokebomb), Brahmastra (nuclear missile)
and the ultimate greatest WMD the world has ever seen
Hanuman
The Navy Seals are equipped with M79 Grenade Launchers, Mark 3 Knives, High Standard HDM handguns, MK 1 Underwater Defence guns, Ruger MK II, M4 CQB-R and CAR 15 range of assualt rifles and sub-machine guns.....along with meds, sat-navs, sunglasses and all other modern day paraphernalia.
Setting
A Navy Seal fortress at the shore of an ocean.................
Its a shored up natural fortress. Traingular in structure, it is built with the cliff in mind. In fact one whole side is the cliff face. The other 2 sides open to the sea. The fortress is built on an extremely steep slope of more than 70 degrees, making it almost impossible to climb or breach. Furthermore, there are 2 layers of concrete walls encompassing the fortress. A helipad inside ensures air support from half a dozen helicopters.
Satelite defences make any advances immediately identifiable and the forces within get ready within 5 minutes of the warning. Also sat defenses mean any icoming missile is immediately blocked.
One path from the fortress leads to the coks where morethan a score of the latest US Navy commisioned motorboats are kept along with a small garrison.
Battle
Its 7 in the morning when satelite imagery first picks up some advancing beaps on the ocean. Further investigation shows something advancing.
The SEALS get ready. The motor boats are launched.
The monkeys are throwing humongous boulders in the ocean making a sort of bridge. The monkey army is advancing on this makeshift bridge.
The 2 forces collide.
The SEALS launch a few missiles etc and fire at the army and blow up a number of boulders killing quite a few monkeys. However, the monkeys throw massive boulders in return and mange to sink a couple of motorboats.
The Squadron Leader of the SEALS order his forces to retreat. They fall back and request for air assist.
The helicopters start.
They approach the army and start shooting killing hundreds of monekys. The stones of the monkeys don't even come near the helicopters.
Lord Rama sees the problem and boards the Pushpak Chariot.
Air battle commences.
In the meantime, the monkeys arrive at the shore and launch an attack on the fortress. being monkeys, they easily manage to climb the steep walls but meet a hail of bullets.
Hundreds of monekys fall.
Seeing the horrible casulaties, Sugrib comes and tries to reorder his battalons and Laxman himself and launches Paasa Paanams and Gandharvastras. In the ensuing panic among the SEALS, the monkeys retreat a bit and collect all their dead and injured.
The baboon Jambooban then gives each fallen monkey the elixir of life and they spring back to life.
But stalemate.
Laxman decides to launch Naga Paanams but they have no effect on the SEALS as they are wearing protective armours etc.
Meanwhile in the air battle, the Pushpak Chariot got in trouble due to getting attacked from all side. This forced Rama to use the Varsanas. A couple of the helicopters fall. The remaining retreat to above their fortress from which they continue a deadly fire on the monkey troops.
Rama has to get down because the chariot got damaged.
Rama launches the Brahmastra. But the satelite defences of the SEALS manage to stop them.
The monkey army can't find any way of breaching the fortress. They start to despair. Sensing victory, the SEALS up their ante and fire with more vim and vigour.
Seeing no other way, Rama approaches Hanuman and pleads with him to do something.
Hanuman asks all the monkeys to fall back.
He attacks the fortress alone.
All the SEALS concentrate their fire on Hanuman.
Hanuman gets pissed off and starts growing ...and growing...and growing.
He picks the helicopters from the air and throws them in the sea. He starts stamping on the fortress and soon breaks them down.
The SEALS surrender.
The air resonates with the shout - Jai Bajrangbali
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