Be honest.
How many amongst you have ever slept with a count.
No not you, Sanchettti, you are disqualified on virtue of being semi-Italian.
So yes, the rest of you lot, have you?
Well I have.
And not just any count.
The hippest, coolest, smartest, most elegant, most debonair, the most handsome count that has ever lived.
Oh yes, that's right I have slept with the Count Brian Christopher Luigi di Jimborghini.
And they have been some of the best naps I have ever had in my life.
There's something calming, something soothing, something ethereal in sharing a bed with someone so goddamn lazy after all.
The only problems arise during the pre-sleep rituals which involve lots and lots of pushing, shoving, grunting and contortions.
After that, its pure bliss.
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