Thursday, September 30, 2010

Episode 2 - Vlad the Impaler/Dracula vs Wolverine

Weapons

Vlad the Impaler/Dracula - 5 thousand soldiers, bows, arrows, spears, swords, shields, spikes, maces, axes, horses


Wolverine - Enhanced ability to smell, reflexes, Adamantium bones, clackalackadackdack


Secret

Vlad the Impaler/Dracula - Can change into a giant bat and fly

Wolverine - Can heal himself from any wound


Location

A valley in Transylvania, a small village


Battle

One day, a stranger wrapped in a cloak knocks the door of the inn. The innkeeper allowed him to come inside and gets him a drink. He asks for a room and goes inside.


One of the regulars of the inn leaves and gets up on his horse and rides away.


He rides for hours and comes to the fortress of Dracula. He passes the message to the guards about a stranger who has arrived. Dracula gets the message. He suspects that the stranger is a spy of Mehemet II. He decides to capture the spy and question him personally.


He immediately sends a dozen soldiers.


He waits but the soldiers do not come back.


He then sends 50 soldiers. They also do not come back.


He gathers an army of 50 archers, 50 men at arms, 50 horsemen and 300 infantry and proceedes.


Upon reaching the inn, he gets the news that the stranger has left a day ago after fighting and killing a dozen soldiers.

The villagers tell him that the stranger was last seen headed east.


Dracula becomes incredulous that only 1 man killed all his soldiers. he refuses to believe it. His scouts come back saying that they have found the remains of the 50 soldiers.


He gets enraged. He orders his army to stay behind.


When night falls, he changes into the giant bat and flies away towards east.


After about an hour of flying, he spies a small campsite.


He descends and observes a sleeping man. Upon further observation, he becomes convinced that this is the stranger/spy.


He swoops down on the sleepinf man. Just when he was aout to put his talons in the man, the man suddenly jumps up and goes int oan attacking posture saying "Who the hell are you Bub?"


Dracula replies "I am Vladislav Dracula and these are my lands. You have killed my soldiers. Now prepare to die."

Wolverine says: "I have no grief with you Bub. Walk away and live to fight another day."


Dracula attacks. Wolverine slides out his adamantium claws.


The battle rages on.


Wolverine, having no idea that he is fighting a vampire keeps punching, kicking, slamming and clawing but to no avail. Dracula just keeps coming back.


Dracula realises that he needs to go back to bat shapeto defeat Wolverine.


He changes back int oa giant bat and surprises the hell out of Wolverine.


Taking advantage of that, Dracula lunges, beats him unconscious. He then plants a spear on the ground, lifts up Wolverine and impales him on it.


Wolverine slumps.


Dracula lets oput a mighty roar and then changes back into a human shape and walks over to check Wolverine's belongings.


He hears "I am not done with you Bub"


He turns around in surprise and Wolverine jumps straight at him with claws out.


He strikes Dracula in a flying tackle and his middle finger enters Dracula's chest and pierces his heart.


Incredulous, Dracula splutters out: "How!"


Wolverine answers: "I'm the best there is at what I do, but what I do best isn't very nice"


Dracula crumples to dust.


Wolverine looks at the dust and says "You should dust your place more Bub".


Then he lights a cigar and walks away.

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