Vampires
the very mention should send shivers through yer spines....one of the toughest bunch of killers in the history of the planet (Otto Chriek excluded), almost undestructible. They are faster, stronger and they can fly.
Count Dracula, Nosferatu, Lestat, Rasputin, Blade, Rayne, Selene, Darla and Druscilla, Angelus and the greatest of them all Spike.
And then there are those stupid cunts from Twilight.....the namby famby fucking cullens, the biggest disgrace to their species since ...well...Fat Uncle Cheapo.
So, Cheapo started thinking and he came up with a few solutions
1. Send the cullens to Sunnydale
not only will they meet Buffy...and wooo it would be fun, they might also get to meet (if they are lucky) the greatest one of em all - Spike
2. Get Blade to come wherever those nancies are staying
3. Strip them naked and dump them in the Sahara
4. Politely invite Granny Weatherwax to come to their town
5. Resurrect Voldemort, that bastard avra kedavrad pattinson once, he can do it again
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