3 o Clock in the night/early morning/late evening (based on if you are normal/insomniac/college grad student).
That's when it started.
The grandmother of all cacophony.
Apparently, it signaled the onset of Bonalu - a festival celebrating whiskey and pot.
Yep, you read that right, the men get drunk and the women become potheads.
Honest.
Seriously.
You still don't believe me? Just go out and see.
You will witness hordes and hordes of women all loitering with big ass pots on their heads.
Anyway, to come to the point, 3 AM Sat night it started and continued continuously till 1130 PM Monday.
From what I have figured, its something to do with either Shiva or one of his wives.
Now from what I know of Hindu mythology, Shiva is the original pothead, and he sure as fuck would not have liked blaring music continuously for more than 40 hours. It might safely be assumed that an ass-kicking of epic proportions would have been forthcoming.
It can also safely be assumed Shiva never did, does not and will never give a shit about Jai Telengana, so playing Jai Telengana songs every 5 minutes does not help anybody.
And talking of Jai Telengana, purely judging by the way they organise and conduct their religious festivals, this lot won't be able to organise an orgy in brothel.
And they want to run a state.
That's when it started.
The grandmother of all cacophony.
Apparently, it signaled the onset of Bonalu - a festival celebrating whiskey and pot.
Yep, you read that right, the men get drunk and the women become potheads.
Honest.
Seriously.
You still don't believe me? Just go out and see.
You will witness hordes and hordes of women all loitering with big ass pots on their heads.
Anyway, to come to the point, 3 AM Sat night it started and continued continuously till 1130 PM Monday.
From what I have figured, its something to do with either Shiva or one of his wives.
Now from what I know of Hindu mythology, Shiva is the original pothead, and he sure as fuck would not have liked blaring music continuously for more than 40 hours. It might safely be assumed that an ass-kicking of epic proportions would have been forthcoming.
It can also safely be assumed Shiva never did, does not and will never give a shit about Jai Telengana, so playing Jai Telengana songs every 5 minutes does not help anybody.
And talking of Jai Telengana, purely judging by the way they organise and conduct their religious festivals, this lot won't be able to organise an orgy in brothel.
And they want to run a state.
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