Lucky Bastards

All ye lot who know me know that in the annals of luck, you can't beat A of the B.



But its not only him, there are some other entities who have been as lucky as..well...Fat Uncle Cheapo's alter-ego.



All Cheapo wants is to get reborn as one of the following



A pet pig in a vegetarian community/farm - No bathing ever and continuously eating as much as I can!!!! Can you imagine the "great success"?



A half-hippo half-chupacabra in the LH of CIEFL during the late 90s, early noughties...you know why


Hugh Hefner



A conquistador with Cortez...seriously, how many times do you get to be worshiped as gods?


The Army Chief of Staff of Switzerland


One of the Indomitable Gauls


The Foreign Minister of Canada or New Zealand or Bhutan


Vladimir Putin


Gimli, son of Gloin


George Washington



Phineas Fogg


Chewbacca


Any of the Louis - from I to XV




But this being Fat Uncle Cheapo, he will probably end up as



A chicken...anywhere


A half-hippo half-chupacabra in the LH of CIEFL during 2010


Reincarnated again as Fat Uncle Cheapo


An Inca warrior a couple of years after Cortez's arrival


The Army Chief of Staff of Poland (during early 20th century)


A legionary in one of the camps


The Home Minister of Lebanon or Afghanistan or Somalia


Whoever is going to stand against Vladimir Putin in the elections


Balin, Lord of Moria


Robert Lee


Quasimodo


Jar Jar Binks


Louis XVI