Well after a lot of observations and profound cogitations, Fat Uncle Cheapo is pleased to announce that he has discovered the surefire guaranteed way to get girls to get gaga over you (a guy).
A point to remember is that this survival guide is only for those who aren't fortunate enough to be born rich, powerful or handsome/cute/hot.
For ease of ..well...for general easeness, lets divide it into DOs and DONT's
DOs
1. Be a lying cheating scumbag and overall despicable human being
2. Beat women up and generally treat them as garbage
3. Be a coward
If you diligently perform these two activities, women will que to:
- Give you money
- Sleep with you
- Defend you in the face of the whole world
Now there are some activities you should never ever do if you want to have any chance of ever having a girlfriend.
1. Be a nice, honest, kind, generous human being [nothing turns women off faster than these traits]
2. Have enough courage and willpower to follow your beliefs (for example, give up your job and stare at bankruptcy to take care of those in need) [that's just wrong as far as women are concerned]
3. Be respectful towards women [that's fucking kryptonite for your chances]
If you are any of the 3 above, then rest assured that women will rather commit suicide by jumping off the Sears Tower after consuming poison, alighting themselves all the while decapitating themselves with a chainsaw than go out with you.
So come on guys, be heinous, be douche-bags, be the scum of the humanity...and look out of the window to see the que.
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