England's burning.
It all started in North London and now have spread to Nottingham, Wolverhampton, Birmingham, Manchester and for some odd reason Gloucester as well. There had been widespread looting, burning, mugging etc. One particular poor sap got badly beaten up by the police, and then got mugged by the looters. Strangely, or well not so strangely if you think about it, the only shops which haven't been touched at all are the book stores.
Apparently, now the Sikhs, the Turkish Kurds and the Nazis from English Defence League have taken it upon themselves to protect their respective neighbourhoods.
Yep, this has all the potential of turning into the Battle of Five Armies (strangely I know that my non-literature studying readership has a greater chance of understanding the reference than the literature students)
But what precipitated this crisis?
What lit the spark for this kaboom of doom?
Well, the pseudo-lefties are spouting all kinds of theories regarding poverty, hopelessness, race, sense of discrimination.
Want discrimination? Try being an obese, ugly, bald, black Brahmin (upper-class) midget in India.
But seeing as it is the wold's first riots organized through Blackberry, and that the looters are looting flat screen tvs, one has to surmise that the lefties are, as usual, sprouting utter bollocks.
No, the causes are deeper...and much much more sinister.
Well, 1 plausible theory going around is a rumour that the riots were started by the Spurs fans when they heard that Redknapp is buying Emile Heskey.
Apparently Heskey was sighted in North London.
Meanwhile upon their own club being linked with Mr. Em, the Arsa fans apparently tut-tutted and put down their cups of tea in indignation and exclaimed "By Jove, I say that's not cricket!!"
Well, another theory that is going around is that it started after the police found a secret underground hall full of young children under the Emirates Stadium.
But they are all wrong.
What prompted this anger was actually the sight of Gary fucking Neville punditting on Sky over the weekend.
p.s. 1 week of rioting and only 4 dead????
You call that rioting????
This lot really need to take lessons from Bongs.
It all started in North London and now have spread to Nottingham, Wolverhampton, Birmingham, Manchester and for some odd reason Gloucester as well. There had been widespread looting, burning, mugging etc. One particular poor sap got badly beaten up by the police, and then got mugged by the looters. Strangely, or well not so strangely if you think about it, the only shops which haven't been touched at all are the book stores.
Apparently, now the Sikhs, the Turkish Kurds and the Nazis from English Defence League have taken it upon themselves to protect their respective neighbourhoods.
Yep, this has all the potential of turning into the Battle of Five Armies (strangely I know that my non-literature studying readership has a greater chance of understanding the reference than the literature students)
But what precipitated this crisis?
What lit the spark for this kaboom of doom?
Well, the pseudo-lefties are spouting all kinds of theories regarding poverty, hopelessness, race, sense of discrimination.
Want discrimination? Try being an obese, ugly, bald, black Brahmin (upper-class) midget in India.
But seeing as it is the wold's first riots organized through Blackberry, and that the looters are looting flat screen tvs, one has to surmise that the lefties are, as usual, sprouting utter bollocks.
No, the causes are deeper...and much much more sinister.
Well, 1 plausible theory going around is a rumour that the riots were started by the Spurs fans when they heard that Redknapp is buying Emile Heskey.
Apparently Heskey was sighted in North London.
Meanwhile upon their own club being linked with Mr. Em, the Arsa fans apparently tut-tutted and put down their cups of tea in indignation and exclaimed "By Jove, I say that's not cricket!!"
Well, another theory that is going around is that it started after the police found a secret underground hall full of young children under the Emirates Stadium.
But they are all wrong.
What prompted this anger was actually the sight of Gary fucking Neville punditting on Sky over the weekend.
p.s. 1 week of rioting and only 4 dead????
You call that rioting????
This lot really need to take lessons from Bongs.
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