What you gonna do?
What you goona do?
In the following situation
You get fever.
You come out of fever and immediately go away to a trip (where u get a stroke)
You come back and start recuperating.
And it rains more or less incessantly.
You know what it means.
Yep, it means that you run out of clean underwear.
All of them are either dirty or still wet after washing.
So whatchu gonna do?
Well, Fat Uncle Cheapo weighed up his options.
He could wear a dirty one.......but that's unhygienic...and itchy
He could wear a wet one.....but after the family pebbles suffered pneumonia while trying to attend the summons of She Who Must be Obeyed, it is prudent not to take a chance; not that losing the family pebbles would in any way hamper his procreational abilities...for let's face it, he has as much chance of procreation as a poached egg. However, them scientific nerdy types opine that having pebbles is somewhat related to having beard......and as all you lot know......hands off the merchandise...so no wet stuff.
He could go out and buy new ones.....but what with the recuperation from stroke, and the rain, and the piled up office work...not to mention extreme laziness....there is no way that is going to take place....and anyway due to the circumferential awesomeness of his arse, not many Hyd shops stock underwear that fits Fat Uncle Cheapo.
So there really is only 1 option left.
And that's what Fat Uncle Cheapo had to take up.
Yep, he has gone commando.
And let me tell you folks, riding a bike..well Baldrick... on a bumpy, pot-holed road whilst being muy commando is no joking matter....things tend to flap around and get squashed.
There is another problem.
Due to the neurons which move in a ninjaesque speed and lazy fat blood vessels which refuse to do their work, Fat Uncle Cheapo's super-processor (head) is always hot.
Result - AC on full blast.
You see where I am going with this don't you?
Head or pebbles......the most difficult toss a human being had to ever go through.
What you goona do?
In the following situation
You get fever.
You come out of fever and immediately go away to a trip (where u get a stroke)
You come back and start recuperating.
And it rains more or less incessantly.
You know what it means.
Yep, it means that you run out of clean underwear.
All of them are either dirty or still wet after washing.
So whatchu gonna do?
Well, Fat Uncle Cheapo weighed up his options.
He could wear a dirty one.......but that's unhygienic...and itchy
He could wear a wet one.....but after the family pebbles suffered pneumonia while trying to attend the summons of She Who Must be Obeyed, it is prudent not to take a chance; not that losing the family pebbles would in any way hamper his procreational abilities...for let's face it, he has as much chance of procreation as a poached egg. However, them scientific nerdy types opine that having pebbles is somewhat related to having beard......and as all you lot know......hands off the merchandise...so no wet stuff.
He could go out and buy new ones.....but what with the recuperation from stroke, and the rain, and the piled up office work...not to mention extreme laziness....there is no way that is going to take place....and anyway due to the circumferential awesomeness of his arse, not many Hyd shops stock underwear that fits Fat Uncle Cheapo.
So there really is only 1 option left.
And that's what Fat Uncle Cheapo had to take up.
Yep, he has gone commando.
And let me tell you folks, riding a bike..well Baldrick... on a bumpy, pot-holed road whilst being muy commando is no joking matter....things tend to flap around and get squashed.
There is another problem.
Due to the neurons which move in a ninjaesque speed and lazy fat blood vessels which refuse to do their work, Fat Uncle Cheapo's super-processor (head) is always hot.
Result - AC on full blast.
You see where I am going with this don't you?
Head or pebbles......the most difficult toss a human being had to ever go through.
hahahha this is hilarious
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