Friday, November 12, 2010

Despicable, Disgusting and Disgraceful

Everyone who knows me knows that I am a reasonable individual. And that I am a peaceful person.

However there are some entities that make me homicidal. Since I love sports so much, I thought I would share with you the sporting entities who I despise or/and would like to thwack.
  1. Gary Neville
  2. Sore / bad losers / Wenger and his fans (the same group basically, the Wenger fans have taken sore loser-ship to an art form.....not Arsenal fans though, I like the club, I like their fans...its only people like Wenger and people who think Wenger > Arsenal that infuriates me)
  3. Gary Neville
  4. Manchester fucking United ( I respect them but hate them)
  5. Mohd Azharuddin for being a traitor to the country..(and I have also lost all respect for the Congress party for giving him a ticket)
  6. Gary Neville
  7. Indian Olympic Committee and its officials (for being fucking corrupt and useless)
  8. Indian politicians massacring our sports
  9. Whoever wherever however is responsible for the state of Indian hockey today
  10. Gary Neville
  11. Barcelona (2008 - )...for being arrogant sods
  12. Tom Herring Obrebro
  13. Christiano Ronaldo (on the field)
  14. Gary Neville
  15. Australian Cricket team (barring Gilchrist)...for being arrogant sods
  16. Roger Federer ...for being another sore loser plus for believing he is the greatest...you are not the best mate, not when you get regularly spanked by a certain Spanish fella
  17. East Bengal Football Club...I know they are a necessary evil but still
  18. Gary Neville
  19. Neville Neville for spawning Gary
  20. Grandpa Neville for spawning Neville Neville ad infinitum
  21. Sania Mirza for pissing away her talent
  22. Steve mfucking Bucknor
  23. Steven Gerrard fans who voted him as one of the all time great midfielders...bunch of fucking idiots....even Liverpool fans have voted King Kenny as their all time greatest player and Kenny was not even amongst the candidates for the all time greats poll
  24. Uli Hoeness for sticking with Van Buyten and Demichelis........you fucking idiot
  25. Gary Neville
  26. Andy Gray for never shutting up and spewing shite
  27. American Football...frankly awful
  28. Players who win and then thank god, yeah like god has nothing better to do
  29. Gary Neville
  30. Suresh Raina for not having a clue if a ball comes above his knees
  31. The Pakistani cricketers of 80s and early 90s who kept on beating us over and over and over....
  32. Chetan Sharma for that full toss
  33. Venkatesh Prasad for thinking he can be a commentator
  34. Those who employed Venkatesh Prasad thinking he can be a commentator
  35. Gary Neville
  36. Harsha Bhogle for being an insufferable know it all
  37. Louis Felipe Scolari for fucking up my beloved team
  38. Juventus
  39. Gary Neville
  40. Those who think that synchronised swimming and rhythmic floor gymnastics are sports.
  41. The fact that you have to be silent during tennis, snooker etc....what d fuck mate, if the footballers and the boxers can keep their concentration amongst that noise (Arsa players excused, they play in a funeral home after all), so should everybody
  42. Players who accept bribes.......unless you are piss poor, there are no excuses
  43. Winston Bogarde
  44. Gary Neville
  45. Stephen Hunt
  46. All the Jonny come lately Barca fans...suddenly the whole world is awash with them...and most of them wouldn't know a football if it came and struck them in the nose.....anyway 5 years down the line they will all be Real Madrid fans (because of.. you know... HIM)
  47. Morten Gamst Pederson
  48. Gary Neville
  49. Watching chess
  50. Gary Neville

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