Fat Uncle Cheapo's 1st Post-Humorous DisasterPiece

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It was 4o cloock in the night



Not a creature was stirring


Except Fat Uncle Cheapo


Though his vision was blurring
 
 
A dude invited him to a party 

He accepted it n enjoyed greatly
 
He was at the party all night you see
 
Eating and farting constantly


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Soon it was 4 o clock

The dogs started barking

Fat Uncle Cheapo realised

That its time for some wanking


So he bid adieu

Toodle oo he expressed

He hopped onto Baldrick

And the journey commenced


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On the road while going home

He saw an orange e li phant

He tried to buy it some peanuts

And almost ran over a tent


Thankfully the tent was empty

There was not a soul in sight

So Cheapo was tiptoeing away

When he saw a bright light


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When he came near the light

He saw that it was a traffic signal

He tried to make sense of the colour

But it became all subliminal


His head started hurting

And of course he was farting

Hence he became wee depressed

And started to self detest


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He became very depressed

And decided to commit suicide

And so he tried to do it

And smashed the curbside


Unfortunately he didn't die

He just got very hurt

He started ro rub his legs

To clear away the dirt



And then he became hungry again

And so he went home

And then he got a bucket of chicken

And surfed porn on Google Chrome


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