From our Special Correspondent Fat Uncle Cheapo
In an exclusive interview with our special correspondent last night, the world famous Yogini PBPS quoted that the Count Luigi di Jimborghini as saying that he likes things up his arse. According to her it has got something to do with his alleged homosexuaility.
To add gravitas to her statement, she cited a recent instance when the Count was taken to a doctor, where he behaved in an impeccable civilised manner.
He even lied down and watched proceedings with a polite look of interest on his face when the doctor was shoving thermometers et all in the proverbial........an action totally different from that of a certain Bog Monster and a certain bespactacled injury-prone Arsa supporter (apparently and allegedly, according to certain sources, both their faces exibit rapturous ecstacy when things are shoved up their proverbials).
Despite repeated attempts from this correspondent, neither agreed to give an interview regarding these allegations.
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