Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Breaking News: "I was misquoted" announces PBPS

In a hastily called for press conference, PBPS announced that she was misquoted by the media. She particluarly pointed the finger at our very own Fat Uncle Cheapo.

For readers who are not privy to the facts, during a press conference to promote her new pornumentary One Foocked over the Cuckkoo's Nest, PBPS had announced that La Donna Antella is incredibly fond of riding 3 inches.

In the latest press conference, PBPS insisted that she never meant what was reported. She claimed that she only wanted to say that La Donna likes riding, anything - horses, bicycles, bikes etc, even if it is only for a distance of 3 inches.

After the initial quote was  published, widespread jubilation was reported amongst the upper class la-di-dah populace. The recent news is sure to prick their bubbles.

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