My Barrel List

For some reason, a list of things to do before you become a memory is called a bucket list. Now since, I am already a highly unpleasant memory for so many people, a bucket list would just not be appropriate.


So here is my barrel list of things I wanna do before someone somewhere does me a favour and helps me to kick the proverbial bucket...coz frankly living my life is pointless, futile and defo not worth it.


Anyway, I decided to break my barrel into 2 - 1 part comprises the things I will try defo to do...the other comprises dreams that probably will remain as dreams

To do

• Wanna learn German
• Wanna wear a Top hat
• Wanna turn vegetarian (but not vegan...the very idea of black coffee shivers me timbers if u know what I mean)
• Wanna visit Syria+Jordan+Israel
• Wanna visit Stamford Bridge and watch a match at Allianz Arena
• Wanna go scuba diving 

Dreams

• Wanna play a didgeridoo or one of them giant trumpets that the Buddhist monks use
• Wanna see a you know who
• Wanna learn fencing
• Wanna play football one last time, preferably against geriatrics (or the Arsenal defense) coz that is the only way I will look Lothar Mattheusesqe.
• Wanna drink alcohol from all around the world
• Wanna get eaten by vultures (preferably after death....the whole Prometheus thingy is not my scene) 

So there you go. Lets see how many of that 1st 6 I can mange withing the next few years before conking.