In a hastily called for press conference last night, PBPS declared that she has all the cocks that she can possibly want. She also added that recent rumours suggesting an absence of coks in her life are completely baseless and only spread by malicious gossipmongers. She reassured all her fans that there is indeed no shortage of cocks in her life.
Note: She was talking aboot shuttlecocks (the ones ye use to play badminton) ye durty minded poivots.
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