Flood

No, not the one evil India and the evil evil USA created by manipulating the weather, nor the one which happens in any city in India after half an hour's rain.....but the one which happened due to the flow from that member of the Tippy Tappy Taleban, Wellbeloved's Beloved Awefully Wee Crybaby Abraham


So why was she crying ye ask?

Is it because some one spanked her?
Is it coz her boss shouted at her?
Is it coz she supports the Arseholes....who have the half man half amazing Flappy?


No, nein, non, nyet, nehin, na, لا, nej, nee, Αριθ., פלסטיני, いいえ, nei,  нет, não, ไม่มี, leduuuuuuuuuu


It is because Wellbeloved was late by a whole massive gargantuan half hour or so


Apparently Wellbeloved has to call the Wee One every half an hour or so to announce his presence and to account for his activities - a course of action which Cheapo finds beyond the pale btw. Well this time he didn't.

Wee was sleeping, but she woke up, all heart thumping coz she didnt get the call.

She started hyperventilating.

She started calling the police, the morgues, the hospitals, the airports, the railways, his home and Hyderabad's premier journalist, yours truly.

But alas, no one could tell her anything.

She was decimated, devastated, blitzkrieked, distraught, shattered...the world was over, the sky had fallen on her head, armageddon had arrived


And then he called.


Apparently he had gone to do something she had sent him to do.








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